- My left arm is being pulled by Benedict Cumberbatch Holmes.
- My right arm is being pulled by Jeremy Brett Holmes.
- Both of them tugging hard in opposite directions while I’m in the middle thinking over and over MY HEAD IS SO FULL OF FUCK RIGHT NOW and THESE FUCKERS ARE STRONG OW OW OW
- Both of them glaring at each other.
- “BACK OFF” shouted Cumberbatch Holmes.
- “Not. LIKELY” barked Brett Holmes.
- Both of them so tall I’m damn near hanging off my shoulders.
I wish I had enough skill to draw this. Would be awesome as balls. HO HUM…