Manure up the nose
Green and grey as far as the-
Oh god more manure!
And the day I saw a woman give birth to Hexxus from Ferngully.
So I stayed up till ass o’clock watching the ol’ Granada Sherlock Holmes and by the end of Scandal in Belgravia I had become enamored with its Irene. Probably because she spent most of her time in drag…
I DIGRESS. Shitty sketch. Move along.
John likes tracing his fingers along Sherlock’s cheekbones (oh shut up non-believers those two are doing it and you’re just jelly because you don’t have a John/Sherlock to your Sherlock/John). This is obvious.
Dean likes it when Cas shows his wings because they’re personal and intimate like a penis. Also, grooming. ‘Nuff said.
Charles likes making all of Erik’s dreams super kinky with his brain. Because why kill someone with your mind when you can give them an erection instead.
I can’t think of one for Kurt and Blaine. But I bet you it’s loving and tender and something all of us who went through the hell that high school was wish we had. Assholes. With bow ties.
I don’t have any Klaine gifs… sorry
Also, I know I’ll end up being like Molly Hooper but that’s ok because I’ll also end up helping the ones I love protect the ones they love and for some reason always have hope. Even if it involves riding crops… and corpses.
Even when I’m stoned I just can’t understand you anymore.
It’s like we’ve grown apart and now all you remind me of that awkward guy in the office who constantly tries really hard to be funny and cool to the rest of the guys.
I think I’m just gonna go to bed…
said Comrade Joshie when I mentioned the official name for a Michael Fassbender fangirl