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whovianity:

#lestrade is all: this is a drugs bust #if it’s not drugs or evidence i don’t fucking care #eyeballs arent my division #neither are microwaves #coffee is my division #doughnuts are my division #sherlock’s delicious fucking ass is my division #you can bounce a quarter off that ass #yeah i want that division #my division #gimme dat assvision #twerk it sherlock #t w e r k it

reblogging everytime

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amymeow:

youcantcancelquidditch:

leavemeburning:

wastingyourgum:

impishtubist:

pushingcrazies:

geniusbee:

thethiefandtheangel:

Clearly, Lestrade’s division is watching sexy people doing sexy things.

My division is watching Lestrade be sexy watching sexy people be sexy. 

Amen.

He does spend an awful lot of time staring at Sherlock. ;-)

Well of course - he’s a Detective Inspector  (ba-dum tssh)

Holy crap best joke ever made.

Detective Inspector

Detective Inspector

Lestrade will forever be the Eyes of the Fandom

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faintyoungsun:

It’s a known fact that this Sunday is going to render a lot of Sherlockians in need of a drink. Why not do it in style? I saw a fanart of these some months ago (and lost track of it, so if you know who made it so I can give credit, please let me know) and thought it was brilliant.

Also no drinking if you’re underage in your respective country because alcohol is evil because the Puritans said so, etc.

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the Sherlock:

Something for our favorite sour detective. Check your fridge for spare body parts to use as garnish.

Ingredients
1:1:2 ratio of Bacardi Limón, Lemon juice, and Mountain Dew; respectively
Ice

Method
Shake together with ice and strain into martini glass
Garnish with eye gumballs or candy
Place in refrigerator to shock and exasperate flatmate

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the Dr. Watson:

Short and will knock you out on your ass if necessary. Served in Afghanistan or Iraq? Actually, probably neither. So serve it in your kitchen to fellow BBC fans instead.

WARNING: Serious time; this drink is ripped off of one I had often while living in Tokyo. One time a friend and I had six each and ended up losing about eight hours of memory plus a pair of shoes. Don’t take this drink lightly.

Ingredients
2:1 ratio of Spirytus and passion fruit juice
Ice

Method
Shake together with ice and strain into double shot glasses

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the Mrs. Hudson:

Sweet and soothing. A decorative tea cup is not optional. Pinkie up!

Ingredients
Your favorite hot tea
Honey mead
Optional: Real honey too

Method
Make your tea as you like it
Add mead to taste, stirring well

SUGGESTION: There are loads of mead out there. Try different types to fit your favorite tea. I like pomegranate tea with blueberry honey mead! Spiced teas like Chai are not recommended for this drink.

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the Lestrade:

Coffee is the staple of any good detective faced with long hours, no-smoking signs and a madman in a scarf.

Ingredients
Two shots Kahlua
One shot of half and half
Chocolate syrup to taste
Ice
Cooled coffee (throw it in the fridge for a bit)
Whipped cream

Method
Fill pint glass with ice
Add shots of Kahlua and cream
Add your personal preference of chocolate syrup
Fill the rest of the glass with your cooled coffee (hot coffee will melt the ice and make this drink watery)
Shake together
Top with whipped cream
Straw!

OPTIONAL: Try it in a blender. Also, this drink could be fine non-alcoholic. Instead do just two shots of cream, even a flavored cream if you’d fancy that.

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the Molly:

Ingredients
Two shots of sweet white zinfandel wine
Pink lemonade, your choice how sweet or sour
Grenadine
One shot of orange juice
Cherry
Ice

Method
Fill pint glass with ice
Add orange juice and wine shots
Top with lemonade
Shake, pour into your glass and consulting detective’s glass evenly
Add a heart shape of grenadine to the top, plus cherry
Hope he notices

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the Mycroft:

Something classic, cultured; simple-looking yet difficult to get just right. Thoroughly British.

Ingredients
Gin; preferably Bombay sapphire or Beefeaters, though Tanquoray will do
Tonic water; Schweppes and only as much as you plan to use so it does not go flat
Fresh lime
Ice

Method
Add about four or five whole cubes of ice to the glass
Rim glass with the lime wedge, if so desired
Add gin first, then tonic as per your own preferred ratio
Squeeze in a generous lime wedge, adding another whole lime wedge if it pleases you

Feel free to turn it into a laser beam

If tonic water is too bitter for your tastes, perhaps a more pedestrian lemon-lime soda will suit you? -MH
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Sadly I don’t have pics for these two:

the Moriarty: It’s crazy good!
 
Ingredients 
1 shot blue Curacao
1 shot coconut rum
Sweet lime juice
Lemon-lime soda
Ice
Sparkler
 
Method 
Add ice to half-sized glass, 3/4ths full
Add rum and curacao
Top off with soda
Add lime juice to taste
Light sparkler
Burn the fucking house down
 

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the Anthea: 

(I’m making a BlackBerry joke, can’t you tell?)
 
Ingredients 
Mashed or blended frozen blackberries
One shot of blackberry vodka
Grape soda
SweetTart candy
 
Method 
Crush SweetTarts into fine powder and rim the glass with it
In a curvy glass, add blackberries and vodka shot
Fill to top with grape soda

ihavebeensherlocked:

jimsstayingalive:

No one ever tells Lestrade anything. 

WTF!Lestrade. I like it.  

Today is Lestrade Feels day.

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hidemywings:

#…no? #well it’s nice to get london out of your lungs too i guess

glittery rainbows: Lestrade, A man who actually wants to be the third wheel. 

dmhotsonhp:

#JESUS CHRIST LESTRADE #PICK YOUR JAW UP OFF THE FLOOR

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